4 Days plus 4 Preteens equals GM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Never before in the history of mankind has a zipper been so stressed!
4 beautiful young girls, all wearing short dresses and cotton panties,
and 4 nothing-to-do days of watching and caring for. Yes, I was "Forced"
to go out of town for the wife to visit her inlaws and sit around listenning to "who gives a rats ass" conversations, which wouldnt been
so bad if they would have only been in an intelligible language. No place
to go, just sit around and wait for the days to pass like pages falling
off a calendar. The clock ticks. Each second passes so slowly. BUT,
there are girls. 4 nieces who dont mind sitting unladylike. And being
the good, caring, generous and loving uncle I am, I am cordial and play
nicely with them. 2 are kind of young, but they are growing. It wont
be long till they are just right. Number 3 is the most perfect Preteen
ever concieved, but is a little jaded and unaffectionate. The 4th was
perfect, but matured early and is going into her teendom almost 3 years
early!! Yes, she had her first Period at 10!! So she is loosing appeal
fast, and had a bad bored pissed-at-the-world attitude. The boys of the
family I ignore. They are little demons, possessed with destructive
cruel vibes and generally just run around breaking things up and making
noise and bedlam. One in particular needs to be institutionalized; he
is just incorrigible. I was watching him eat. It reminded me of the wild
lions and tigers going after a carcass!!! So the girls are harrassed
considerably and are generally held back from being girl-like. So I
paid considerable attention to them, pampering them, telling them how
pretty they are, buying them little trinkets and things they like. I
pet their hair and gently carress their shoulders when appropriate.
No kissing, except on top of their heads. They think boys are yeechy,
and, viewing their wild animal brothers, I agree. They like Britney Spears, Power Puff girls, Lilo and Stitch, Pikachu, Hello Kitty,
Disney Cinderella and Mulan. No sign of any Barbie dolls or Cabbage
Patch. In fact, the only girl who has a doll at all is a 3F! But I
was pleased to see the 10F I love back in a skirt, even if she did
cheat and wear a shorts under it. (She KNEW where her dirty Uncle's
eyes would wander to!) The heartthrob of the weekend was the 7F. She
did so many cartwheels for me (All un-requested, but I didnt mind at all)
in her dress, which 7 out of 10 times would come up to her armpits as
she rolled in the air. The other adults watching just thought it was
"cute" that her dress would come up, I was in HEAVEN!!!!!!!!! Was
this a test of my heart???? How much adrenaline can it take before it
EXPLODES?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She would sit on the floor watching TV with
her lovely legs miles apart. No, I didnt see much of the Videos.
She was pouty, sullen and cold at times. Other times she was like a
sultry sex kitten; wriggling around teasing this old dad to tears.
She would be warm to me, then so ice cold. I couldnt count the number
of mood changes. But I tried to act like I didnt notice a thing, as
the many other adults there were wondering why I paid her so much
attention. I think I am outted for sure, as the panty overload broke
me and I would smile and smile at her when she flashed me; regardless of
how many other adults were examining my reactions. As the weekend passed,
she knew just how to get my attention. If I would play with another niece,
she would sit down and draw me right back to her like a fish on the line
with those parting knees. Yes, I was a fish alright. I jumped right into
her Creel. (look it up, its in the dictinary) But when it came time
to leave, I was the sad one. It was her turn to be cold and sullen again;
acting like she could care less that I had come or was going. Such a
little actress! But she may go through boys and men like she does bars
of candy. We are just toys for her to play with. And boy, was I played!
She knew exactly how to get everything she wanted. My heart and wallet
were open for her pleasure. But I was disappointed in the 10Fs reactions.
She may be history. She has passed through Preteendom way too fast and
has no time in her life for lecherous old uncles. But, if I live that long, a new crop of toddlers will turn into preteens in a short while and
maybe they will find an uncle who loves them.