I've walked into a telephone pole while a lg walked by in her swimsuit. Worse still, I got a nosebleed, and the LG's mother was hovering over me saying "Are you all right? What happened?"

This reminds me of how years ago when others in my family went swimming I stayed home because I'd had a nosebleed. Out the window in a neighbor's yard below were some LGs in their bathing suits with a tiny wading pool. The tricky thing was that I'd been advised to relax for the sake of my nose...

PS- I realize that there's an obvious question for me to be asked here...