Would a CM (cop moment) do?

I have a few cop enemies and i don't hesitate to tell them that i'm attracted to children and that they can't do anything about it. It greatly frustrates them. It's a long story and i won't explain it.

So they knocked at my door and asked to talk to me. I said no. They stood there and yelled that i was a pedo, loud enough for neighbors to hear (which was their goal). They asked for a DNA sample on a voluntary basis. They told me they could talk with my parents. They told me they could put my picture in the newspapers.

Of course they can't do anything but try to intimidate me out of frustration. They rather amuse me :)