Re: Yesterday after school...

I was taking a walk to a secluded wooded area close to my neighbourhood where I had made a small fire and gotten blind drunk on Monday night. I lost numerous small items in my intoxicated state.
I went back to look for the electronic pocket organiser I`d lost.
On the way I passed by a schoolyard and a pedestrian pathway into a park. Twou girls of about 12-13 JUST beat me to the pathway; cuties, too... I deliberated whether or not I should slow down my pace and turn into the pathway, because it was a shortcut to where I was going. I decided not to.
I envisioned the next day`s headlines:
"Schoolgirls APPROACHED by a MAN
The MAN is described as (insert my description here). The MAN asked the girls to go with him into the woods to help look for his pocket organiser...
Anyone having any information is asked to contact police"...
I never found my organiser...;-)
Not that I would`ve asked them to help me look for the thing anyway...;-) That`s one of the classic lures... "Help me find my (insert description of lost article here)"...;-)

Peter File