GM (sorta)

....so anyway..im playing basketball w/my six year old neice ashley..(it involves me making a hoop of my arms and her getting to use my FACE as the backboard),when she abruptly says: "i wish i was a BOY". ...very matter of fact,no preamble or explanation, and she continues fast-breaking my face as if this were nothing unusual. struggling for the right words...(yes i know,"girls are special too"...blah blah...what comes out is "ash,sweetie, you cant be a boy cause-....and she interrupts wirh 'i know. i cant be a boy, because i have a vagina".....game continues..and..SCENE! lights fade, and uncle badddaddy chews on his foot, wich,as ever, is firmly lodged in his MOUTH!!!!!! sigh...