Its another option I suppose

But there are a few problems with it,
1) The "love" thing - I think they had as much problem with that one word than with the whole of the contact details.
2) My dumbass reaction to his questions. Either I have to go back on what I said or keep up the pretense of only humouring her. And I think he knows inside that I'm not telling the truth.
3) If it goes wrong it could go spectacularly wrong. If he wanted to the parents could totally ruin my life. The mum in particular is a total bitch and always seems to be sticking her nose into things. At one point her interfering almost got the entire group closed down! I think she could possibly go as far as calling the police if she thought we were still together.
Anyway, thanks for the advice
TTFN
Foreverman