GM in Harbor Freight

Glad to see that terrible BAN is over and I am back in action!!! Today I visited my favorite Tool store somewhere in the San Diego Metropolitan area and surrounding cities, to buy some thingies for the workshop. For those of you who DON'T have a harbor Freight in their city, PETITION for one!!! This is easily the best store in the world, ULTRA Cheap tools and junk and alot of fun. And on occasion, families bring thier daughters in to shop. So today, there was a sweet 9F, long blond hair in a mouthwatering little pullover cotton dress; white with colored flowers. It is SPRING in Southern California. I followed her and her parents around while shopping hoping she would sit down, but she chose to stand and walk the entire time. She was so beautiful, she reminded me of....Oh, some "Girl" I have seen but can't talk about. And it was indeed my luck to be standing behind her in the checkout line. But to my surprize, I looked at her lovely face and it was all red and in TEARS!!!!
WHAT in the world could Dad or Mom had done to make this girl cry. I so wanted to pull her close and hug her; telling her it will be all right if she will just smile again. Mom and Dad were completely disinterested and acted as if nothing were wrong. Little tears dripped down the 9Fs cheeks and she stood there silent, not wanting to talk to Mom or Dad. I so wanted to say hi, but she wasn't interested in talking to dirty old men at this moment either. So the family paid and she left with them, tears still flowing. I can only imagine that she was told she was going to be SPANKED as soon as she got home for some menial misdeed. WHAT could she have done??? I had watched her every move and she was a perfect ANGEL! Nothing whatsover was done wrong, but the SPANKING was still coming. I wanted to tap the Dad on the shoulder and say "HEY BUB!!! WHY did you make this beautiful 9F CRY??!!!!!!" But he would have promptly told me to "FUCK OFF ASSHOLE!!! MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!!!!" And all that could have ensued was a fist fight until the Police were called and I was hauled off for "Admiring" a 9F. So I remained silent and left; with the new toys and tools, only to remember her forever, or until I get some beer tonight.