Re: LOL, I want to hear it :D! -nt

Okay, just for you Feu!;)

I was at the Mall (tm?) the other day. I don't recall exactly what for, but it was my day off so I was prolly going into the game store. Which is bad, because I felt so embarassed I couldn't! Ah well, it saved me money.:)

Anyway, I was wandering along, being a subtle, considderate pervert when suddenly there was this girl. I guess she was about 15 or 16 (getting a little old for me, but still within range as it were). As I recall she this lovely black hair that came most of the way down her back, and very dark eyes. I think she might have been partially Asian. -shrug- Anyway, the problem was, was that she was wearing these EXTREMELY tight leather pants. I guess maybe she was going to a party or something, I dunno, but well... To be honest, I foolishly turned my head and stared rather blatantly at her bottom as it walked out of my life (as so many do. Sigh!) and well, I forgot to stop walking.

This was bad, as the sign they have outside the game store is about my height and made of like solid iron I think. It's gotta weigh at least 40 or 50lbs to boot! (I have NO clue why they employ such a monstrosity, but oh well). So, there I go, careening into this monsterous add for FFX-2 (It would have been less incriminating if it were another game, I think)! That kinda snapped me out of it, but not before I'd wound up somehow dragging it into an awkward possition, scraping it along the floor and prolly cutting perminent marks into the flooring... I didn't quite knock it over, but it was close.

The noise is what snapped me out of it mostly, and I had the presense of mind to catch the blasted thing before it went through the front window of the shop, but well, it was hideously embarassing! I'm sure the guys at the store laugh whenever I leave there now. sigh. I didn't actually go in that day, I was too hideously emabarassed! Oh, and I never saw that girl again. Oh well.

-Pathos