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Posted by Professor Gigglesworth on 2004-May-15 08:29:28 EDT, Saturday
In reply to HOLY MACKERAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! posted by Furbydad on 2004-May-15 01:03:54 EDT, Saturday
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Hey Furbs....Just imagine....

-News AP Wireservice-

Ref: 465788AD784-051520004

Police have reported sightings of brazen daylight robberies in the area. Eyewitness reports of little girls, wearing only their panties and a mask, have been approaching men in their late 50's at ATM machines and demanding money. Police are stymied by the fact that no victims of these robberies have come forward to lodge a complaint. Infact there has been a marked increase of older men hanging around ATM's, seemingly for no apparent reason, giving these Moppet Molls a choice of victims. There have been sightings of one gentleman, wearing a t-shirt with a picture of a Furby on it, seen hanging around ATM's shouting "here I am" and waving his bank card.

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;-) The Prof.

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