Funny GMs

Today I was waiting for the bus. A couple of fellow students were also standing there, smoking.
Since the bus wasn't going to arrive before ten minutes later, I decided to walk one or to bus stops.
I was going to pass a group of LG's (about 7 years old) who were walking as well, when one of the girls smiled at me and said:

- "Do you have a cigarette?"
- "No, I don't smoke. And even if I did, I wouldn't give you a cigarette."
- "Why not?"
- "Because it's bad for your health."

Then all the girls agreed that smoking was baaaaaaaad and eeewwwwwww (they were obviously only trying out if I'd give them a cigarette or not).
I told them that they were clever not to smoke and that they should keep it that way. They had to go a different way, we smiled at each other and waved.

I took the bus from the next stop and it was filled with children (about 9/10 years old, I'd say). They were mobbing one girl ("You're in love with him!!! Just admit it come on! Oh, you're so ugly!" etc.). What I found interesting, but also sad was that they were implying she was a slut because she allegedly had had several boy-friends.
One girl said: "I bet you'd like to do it with to boys at the same time!"
Another one asked: "What do you mean?"
And another one: "Yes, you in the middle, between them!"
Since the other girl still looked confused, the one who had started it called: "One in your pussy and one in your ass!" and all girls giggled.

So much for innocent children :-D.

FN