the FASTEST GM EVER!!!!!

Last night on the way home from an event, I approached an intersection.
The light was green, but as I was quite close, it turned yellow. Now we all know what Traffic lights mean. Red means stop, Green means GO! And YELLOW means GO LIKE HELL cuz the light will turn Red any moment!!!! So I punched the accelerator and felt my head snap back against the headrest. The vehicle went into WARP speed and just cleared the intersection before the dreaded RED light came on. Lots of miserable RED LIGHT CAMERAS around town here, so no chance I was going to get a ticket!!! )Though doing 200MPH through an intersection might not make the police happy!!) Just as I cleared the intersection and began to decelerate, I glanced at the fast food joint on the corner. The windows went all the way to the floor, and there, in the window seat was a beautiful 8F in an orange dress. I almost could tell her knees were slightly parted. I had a choice: Glance over and see if I could see what color of panties she had on, or pilot the car safely to reach legal speed. Needless to say, my glance was so fast that I could not ascertain what color, and I resumed watching the road and got down to street speed quite quickly through extensive braking. No problem, no one was in danger as the intersection was not in use by other vehicles, so no complaints about me endangering peoples lives!!!! My own might have been jeopardized abit, but no one elses! I thought about going around the block again to see if I could enjoy her more on the 2nd pass, but I worried there might be a police car in the vicinity and didn't want to be returning to the scene of the CRIME!!! I still do wonder what color! She was a cutie as seen at 200 MPH!