Multiple GM

Ok, I'm guilty of "sandbagging". I wanted to wait a bit after both occurances just for safety reasons.

Not long ago I went along with my wife to one of her professional conferences. I've always teased her that since it is comprised of mostly women they never seem to arrange a spouse activity. You can't imagine the number of husbands I find in the hotel bar with the same "bored as hell" look because they are along for the ride too. This year was no different except that the conference was being held in the same locale as a youth (mostly lg) Irish dance competition.

Now imagine the glazed over eyes of H.P. as he watches hundreds (yes hundreds) of girls aged (3 - 18) in short Irish skirts dancing. Yes, this beats the hell out of anything the wives could have thought up as an activity.

Ok now the GM. Besides dancing, the girls have lots of free time. Since they are mostly in the company of family and friends, they seem oblivious to the fact that they are changing in out of costumes many times in plain view of me. The best was near the end of the competition. One girl about 8 had just finished dancing and trying to hurry to catch up with her friends. Under their skirts are matching shorts (worn over their underware). Being in a hurry she tugged at the shorts which came down as planned but she never planned on her panty being pulled down too. Worse yet the shorts rolled the panty down so just trying to pull it up doesn't work. She was two folding chairs away in front of me and needless to say nothing was left to my imagination. I did however look away as she pulled them up so she wouldn't get embarrassed that someone saw what happened.

GM #2. The other weekend we went to see my son's new house. By his street is a stoplight. By chance I looked to the house on one side of the car as we were stopped waiting for the light to change. I had to do a double-take because standing in the back of a conversion van was a 3 or 4 yr old girl stark naked. Her dad was sitting in the driveway on a lawn chair watching her or watching after her. Neither seemed to care that she was naked as cars drove by.

After a rather long dry spell without any GM these two made up for it.

H. Pierce proud pedosexual