Last night I was disturbed by a ring on the doorbell, I was alone in the house so I checked before opening. It was the LG from next door!

The following conversation took place..

LG: "Hi Dave, I need to talk to you, I saw you in our garden earlier and I SAW what you were doing!!!"

ME: "Oooops!...you'd better come in"

We went into the front room and I looked rather sheepishly at her...

ME: "OK what do you want?"

LG: "Well first.. how about you take my socks off?"

ME: "REALY!!..are you sure?"

LG: "Go ahead...then you'd better remove my top and skirt."

ME: (sweating a little now).." If you insist.."

LG: "Now take off my panties Dave"

Nearly on my knees now, I slowly removed her little pink cotton panties..which were very tight, I might add.

LG: "One more thing Dave….If I ever catch you wearing my clothes again, I'm gonna tell my dad!…NOW..STAY AWAY FROM OUR WASHING LINE!!!!"