This reminds me...

Once when I was with a friend (a girl) at the lake, there happened to be this absolutely gorgeous, just sublimely beautiful little girl nearby. I actually noticed that my girl friend was staring, mouth agape, at the little girl. I thought I was the only one staring. Well, my girl friend just shook her head and said to the mom nearby, "Oh my god, your daughter is sooo beautiful, I can't believe it." My friend then continued to watch the little girl as she disappeared down the beach with her mom. The littl girl even turned around and looked right at my friend with the most angelic blue eyes and my friend just gasped. She was rightly atonished at the girl's beauty.

My point though, is that there's no freaking way I would be able to so obviously and expressively and so publicly drool over a little girl like that and get away with it! The girl's mom, instead of saying thank you like she did would likely have gone to the nearest police station and reported my drooling!

That was the only time I ever wished for a moment I was a chick. :)