Church Car Wash

I was driving through a different neighborhood when I spied a bunch of bikini clad SWEETIES hawking a Parish Car wash. Not having washed my car since the last rainstorm, I figured it was time to get it done and enjoy the SCENERY at the same time. The darling girls, all in their early teens or maybe some Preteen, washed away on the car, bending over to dunk their rags in soap buckets and each time my eyes tracked their little bottoms like RADAR! When it came time to make the donation for the "FREE" car wash, I hand the priest a $20. Figured I got my moneysworth with the hot little girls. Just wish they had been about 7 or 8 though. The priest had been watching me watch the girls intensely, and as I was ready to leave, reminded me that he will be in the CONFESSIONAL at 4:30 if I had any new sins to confess. BUSTED!!!!