I dunno...

...I mean...

...the only reason I had the joy of sitting around chuckling with his mother about how so astoundingly... gay... her four year old son is, was because, well... he tried to make me his boytoy.

With no uncertainty. This wasn't "sort of crush," this was "laugh about it with the adults of the household," even as that sounds more heartless than it was intended.

...which amused the hell out of both of us, and I tried to be gentle. ;)

I hear homosexuality is equally gender-distributed. You might just find the girl of your dreams.

...for that matter, my first girlfriend after hitting double-digits was unequivocably bisexual. Very sexual, unequivocably bi. ;)