Antis are clueless... (GM-ish)

So, today I left home. OK I do that very often, lol. But today was only the third time since I am resting because it's better for my health, and the longest by far so far.

I have to say I didn't really feel like leaving home. Although I wasn't really dirty, as I hadn't even left home the previous day, I had taken no shower today, and that always bugs me. I always feel like everyone can notice that, even if rationally I know it's not usually the case. Anyway I did.

So, I reinforced the concept that walmart is a hard place to be when you are a paed. I also saw attires that Webe Web models could be photographed with.

Oh, and this hottie, around 5yo, at the end of one aisle... I noticed her, with her cute shoes, her denim skirt, white blouse, black hair and sunglasses over her head... she had the cart, apparently waiting for her mom... then she noticed me... our eyes met for a long moment as I approached and then turned into the next aisle - neither of us turned our sights away... we both smiled, in unison it felt... she knew... she knew!!!... by the time I turned it was all too obvious that my head was looking *back* and not towards where I was walking, hehe...

Later, I was in a restaurant, having dinner with my mom. There was a nice, sizable kids area... I noticed, as she went from the kids area towards the table where her mom and other ladies were (my table was exactly in the way!!), a beauty, 10-11ish in black pants and pink top... She was absolutely stunning... cute is an understatement, and her uneven teeth, like always, melted me inside without hope... I couldn't help looking at her as soon as she left the kids area (it was dark already so it wasn't easy to see there, but I could see as soon as she left it and into the dining room proper...) and smiling dumbly and helplessly... her smile was well worth it though... she not even once denied it since... she passed several times again, from the kids area to the table and back again... every time her smile went bigger and happier and so did mine... even my mom noticed and she asked me if I knew this girl, because she is all the time smiling at me / us... hehe... I didn't know what to answer... the truth is, though, that she knew... she knew... girls know paeds like that... I love it...

(I have to admit, though, that I would've been more comfortable dining alone this time - I wouldn't have had the tiny, but not absent, fear of freaking my mom out... and I probably would've asked her her name or something...)

Now why did I put the title I put???

Because, as I left the restaurant, with her inside the kids area so I didn't even say goodbye, I realised...

If I really wanted to break the law, I could have a harem the same size as the Saudi royal family does, I swear!!!!!

Of course, antis will never get it. That's why they're antis, in the first place...