Well, I don't know what to tell you then. It's a huge deal to remove the entire body of someone's posts, and on this type of forum I don't think it can be done w/o deleting all the posts that follow it in a thread anyway. That's too many posts to delete, and I'm almost certain that your request will be flat denied.

But I'm glad to hear you're not in actual legal trouble. Don't scare us like that, please. Besides, your name is a common one, and you don't have any adult pics of yourself on here, so what's the problem?