Another GM at the doctor's office today

Yup, gang, I had another brief but interesting GM at the doctor's office today (a place where I often have them, as you can tell from many of my past GM's).

There were three teens sitting down in the reception area where I was...two of them were boys, who were acting very goofy and disruptive, and one was a girl of about 15-16 who was well-behaved and seemed a bit embarrassed by the antics of the boys that were part of her group. At one point, when the boys were acting particularly stupid, the girl looked at me and said, "They're weird, aren't they?" I smiled in response. One of the boys then looked at the girl and said, "Uh oh, Jenny's got a crush." She simply looked down and quietly said "shut up" to the boy in response.

I was thinking to my self that, if she did have a crush on me, it would
be wonderful if I lived in a world where a cool teen girl like that could walk up to me, introduce herself, and exchange phone numbers with me. But alas, we do not live in that world yet, and I did not want to draw any undue attention to myself so I simply smiled politely at her comment but didn't engage her in conversation (and yes, I know some people here will say, "fuck what anyone thinks, you should have started a convo with her, just starting a convo isn't doing anything illegal, yadda yadda yadda..." I'm just very paranoid about making my hebephilia obvious in public and getting into trouble of some sort or causing some sort of scene even though I wasn't explicitely breaking the law).

There were a few OT strange things that happened in the doctor's office too. There was this older woman in there who sounded so much like a man that it scared the hell out of me (I'm serious, you guys needed to hear this woman talking in order to appreciate the disturbing nature of her voice). She was sitting next to this man and talking to another woman, and when she started talking, I wasn't looking in her direction and I assumed it was the man talking for over ten minutes...when I happened to look in that direction and saw that it was her talking instead of the man sitting next to her that I felt like fainting.

Then there was this other woman in there who was discussing how important it was to always have clean underpants in case you end up being taken to the emergency room, and she also noted that she once worked in an emergency room and saw plenty of people brought in with absolutely filthy underpants. Insightful but unpleasant to hear.

I know the last two things didn't involve girls, but I figured I would mention them anyway just to give you guys some inkling of how interesting it sometimes get's in my doctor's office :)