4 girls, a buffet and a bathroom...

Laughing - just a quick one.

A few months back I took 4 of the girls to a Chinese buffet. Them being so young that was a mistake - snort. What a handful that turned out to be. Trying to help each one get food, help the youngest from dropping her plate or letting food slide off etc. Stopping them from picking food with their hands - laughing.

But of course one had to go pee and so they ALL had to - laughing. Now by their own decision it split up with the 7 YO and one of the 5 YO's wanting to be big girls and go in the ladies room while the other 5 and the 3 wanted to go with me into the mens room. So now so far no problem. I got the 3 YO on the pot and the 5 YO "in the bullpen" so to speak in that she decided to stand there with her pants and panties around her ankles waiting her turn.

Then it gets complicated.

The 3 is done and I am helping the 5 when the other 5 comes into the mens room announcing she saved some and wants to pee here as well. No problem except while the first 5 YO is peeing the 3 YO is asking me to help her reach the sink to wash her hands. No problem except now the first 5 is saying she wants help getting her panties straightened out and the other 5 is being lazy and wants me to lift her up to the seat. Lift her to the seat and suddenly the 3 is crying I am not helping her wash her hands so I rush out of the stall and lift her up when the 7 YO walks in and just pulls down her pants saying she has never pee'd in a mens room and wants to.

OK except now I have two 5's wanting to wash their hands and one still has not pulled up her pants. The 7 is being such a brat and is standing their with her pants and panties around her ankles pretending she too needs help since I helped the younger girls. - OK I play along and help her on the bowl and the 5's are squalling they want my attention. Washing hands and going potty and suddenly it dawns on me - where the hell is the 3YO?

Well she just walked out the mens room door with her pants around her ankles !! I yank open the door and she is toddling towards the womens room and I just reach out an arm and snag her back into the mens room then think what that must look like eh? I pull up her pants which she finds hilarious and get the other girls almost dressed hoping no guys come in here for a few more moments but I am lost.

Hand washing, toilet flushing etc and now "I" have to pee as well. So in the stall I go and suddenly I have 4 pairs of beady eyes at waist level staring at me - LAUGHING. Now I am not sure I can actually pee - laughing. All I hear is: "That is the way Siva pees." "Siva helped me get on the toilet." "Siva doesn't have to sit down." etc etc Finally I get to pee and it is THE topic of conversation for the next few minutes. The girls are happily informed and making comments and so silly. I wash my hands and pause for just a second wondering if when I walk back out into the restaurant I am going to be arrested - laughing.

Actually what happened was after this I helped them get more plates full of food and we finally got seated for a while. This elderly woman walked up to the booth asking if these girls were my grand babies? I explained my relationship with each to her since she was so kindly and she just patted my shoulder and said: "You are a good man."

It is so hectic it wears me out sometimes but it is worth it. I told that elderly women: "Thank you mother." And she smiled so much and wished me and the girls so much.

They are such a handful.

I am created Siva