GM on a PLANE!!!

So, this is another boring one, but again. They don't happen too often. It started with me sitting LGA (LaGaurdia internation Airport in NYC) after a weekend out on the town, I was happy to be going home.

I lost my glasses a couple weeks ago, so can barely see. I can see people about 20 feet away, but only a colored silhouette. So i was sitting by the gate waiting for my plane, when I noticed a very antsy girl who kept getting up and wondering around the terminal. I couldn't make out many of her features, but I could tell from her Silhouette that she was attractive. I also, i couldn't really make out how old she was, but her hips told me she was around 12-14.

So, she keeps wondering around about 20 feet away. "Flight XXXX to ------ Now Boarding all passengers" I am the first one on the plane, as I was sitting right in front of the Podium. So I get in and take my seat, only to be sitting next to a very nice woman (42) who i talked to all the way home.

We were flying in a dual propeller 30 passenger deathcab and just when they were about to start the engines the Flight Attendant comes and tells us if we are sitting in the 1-4 row we would have to find any empty seat in the rear of the Plane. So I moved. Thank I did, because guess who I saw! Scratch that, guess how I was remotely sitting next to!!!! That girl that was obsessing over in the Terminal. I had a window seat, which I love (I take photos out the windows) and the woman whom I talked to took the aisle. The girl took the window on the opposite side, and her mother? Took the window. So

It gets boring here.

All the while the Woman and I were talking the very cute girl who could not have been older than 12 kept looking at me and smiling in a quite precocious manner. I would sip my beer, and flirtingly smile back at her. This went for the whole flight.

I kept thinking GOD DAMNED DUMBASS WHY DIDNT YOU TAKE THE WINDOW!!!! But it's okay. At least I know that cute little girls do find me attractive in some manner

YAY ME!!