A Lesson every GLer should already know...

Sancho learned it the hard way, and he sure wishes he never had learned it that way. He is certainly never going to repeat the mistake, either.

For you, the paed, her first bra is either a completely unimportant garment that doesn't matter at all, or is the inevitable and ever-dreaded sign that she is going to leave your AOA and will never be the same hottie anymore.
For her, though, My First Bra, even if it's a cheap one or if it doesn't push anything up at all is a Very Important Thing, which regardless of the fabric symbolises an Important Moment of My Life that she always knew was gonna arrive someday and which she knows is One of The Landmarks of A Transition which is regarded as one of the most, maybe the most, important of all the ones she'll ever undergo, a transition which Only Us Girls Can Undergo And Understand, and a series of moments and landmarks which Every Girl Will Always Remember All of Her Life (And I Know I Will; And I Know I Will Feel It Again When My Daughters Arrive Here Too) so it makes Me, like, feel super ultra completely totally effing Awesome Wonderful Special.

So, just, don't mess with that, you dirty old pervs.

Understood?