One GIANT of a GM

Okay enough of Troll Wars (they just use plastic light sabers anyway), let's get back to what we're all here for.

I was at the market yesterday when at the checkout line there was a slightly chubby Hispanic LG about 7 yo with her mom and little brother. She had on a cute sweater and low cut jeans that barely covered her bottom so when she bent over to get some candy (which her mom denied her - always happens) her pink panties and little crack was right in my line of sight. I tried not to be too obvious in my "perving," and the little sweetie looked at me and waved hi. I smiled back just when her dad came over with some ice cream.

Her dad had to be at least SEVEN FEET TALL and around 300 lbs...o.O

I almost wanted to give up being a pedophile! This guy was the biggest mofo I have EVER seen in real life. There I was thinking about what would've happened to me if he caught me peeping at his daughter (Tombstone piledriver!). So I got proper REAL quick even though he was just a big Gentle Ben and just went about my myself.

I think I need to watch my "girl watching" from now on - LOL!