Re: Not possible

I have noticed that man's IQ gets higher when he drinks a lot. The more he drinks, the higher the IQ. So the doctors who say that drinking makes you stupider, are absolutely wrong. I have proved the opposite in my own thorough research. :)

If have also noticed that a man's military rank gets the higher the worse alcoholic he is. Most of us have seen those drunkards in the streets and in the buses who talk to themselves and proclaim everyone: "I am a captain!" When your alcoholism gets even worse, you are a major. And I think the highest generals live in dumps.

In general, the more dilapilated the ruins of our lives, the grandier was the castle that once stood there. Or so we imagine and tell others.

Sorry, the English in this message was not the most fluent possible, but it is fully understandable.