You are just throwing moar arguments at me: Jews created both Christianity and Islam, and then play each against the other.
Same as Jews are overrepresented among both the world's most prominent Communists (I am not talking about Goethe's Commies; I am talking about membership and activism in actual Communist Parties) and the world's most prominent bankers. Funny, isn't it? Covering both sides!
Cuteness is to die for
Cuteness cannot fail
Cuteness knows no limit
Cuteness will prevail
I don't buy conspiracy theories because they demand you to suspend disbelief too much and for too long in order to sustain impossible-to-prove premises. But it is very easy to see why Jew conspiracy theories are so popular.