I kissed, and I liked it

Sorry, but as a smoker, and as an advocate of smoking-as-transgression, I find it very sexy to kiss a girl who happens to taste like her last ciggy. Though I have only had that with legal girls, I am very sure the turnon would be there if I ever did it with an illegal girl.

As for alcohol, anyone who has consumed enough of it will release it back through bodily smell (technically, through sweat, whatever). And yes, as a longtime drunk (though I have now controlled it), I know I am turned on by a girl who well, has that alcohol smell on her even if she isn't drunk, behaviour-wise (ie, it's the smell, not the "man, she's so wasted").

Sorry to be such a decadent, debauched libertine but as Katy Perry said I liked it