My GM in Georgia

This was about 7-8 years ago. When I was with my ex-girlfriend. She was older than me, but she was sweet. She had a friend who was married, her friend's husband was very cool and a very good friend. Sadly, he passed away over a year ago. When I was hanging out with me ex's friend's husband (You know what.. I'm going to give them fictional names.. how's that?) My ex's name is Cathy. Her friends Name is Leanne, her husband is named Henry. There! Let's keep going. I was hanging out with Henry and he was good with computers. He showed me how to find people's IP addresses and he was working on learning how to hide his without proxies. He never made that goal. He used proxies to view alot of strange websites, that I cannot mention on here.. and NO it wasn't porn.. it was just.. weird. I forgot all those cool things I did with Henry, and how I could find someone's IP, I wasn't paying attention. We had spaghetti that night, and I went to bed.

The next day, Leanne and Henry woke up very early because they had an emergency. It was really bad and Leanne's other young friend died. Henry had to take Jeffrey to his wife's family to tell them the bad news. So I'm in the house with nothing but women.. my ex, her friend and her friend's 4 year old daughter, Shelby. Shelby had a little tummy that poked out over her hips, she had dark hair, well.. she looked like Suri Cruise as if she gained 10lbs, and had REALLY long hair at the hips. Shelby followed me EVERYWHERE! I couldn't play video games, because she would sit on my lap, and I lose a life. I couldn't eat because she wanted to share my food. Most of all, she ALWAYS wanted me to give her a piggyback ride. Guys.. I loved this girl, but, GEEZ!! SHE was heavy!! Carrying this adorable cutie for like 4hrs straight gave me a workout. I would be exhausted. She never want me to put her down. If I sat down, she HAD to sit in my lap, or she would get upset. When it was time for bed, she slept with her mom, who was mourning the loss of one of her best friends.

Next morning, I got up without taking a shower, due to the fact we had to share it. I had to not be rude, and let the children go first. There were 5 kids there 4 boys and one girl. Shelby took a shower with her mom and the funniest thing happened, I was just walking by and she caught a glimpse of me, and swung the bathroom door broadly, exposing both her mom and herself screaming, "I want a piggyback!" Her mom apologized for my amusement, and I asked her why is she saying sorry for seeing two beautiful girls? The mother laughed, and told me I was sweet, but, only one of them is the beautiful one. Shelby's mom Leanne was a BBW. So her self esteem was ONLY for her husband. After me and Cathy ate breakfast, I was shadowed by Shelby again. The family had the biggest backyard, I have ever seen! I could get lost out there. Shelby wanted me to hold her hand, and walk her around. Spending time with her, was never a dull moment, she was rough, and a little abrupt, and VERY honest.

On the last day of me staying there, Shelby was unpacking my luggage as I tried to pack it. Shelby said, "I don't want you to leave!". That was so flattering! I promised her, I would return. She told me, "I don't like my mom's friend, Gary!" As you know guys, Gary was a jerk I wished I have met. But I'm glad I didn't, because I might have gone to jail. We watched TV, and Leanne thanked me for spending time with Shelby. Leanne told me a secret: Shelby don't like ANYBODY!! Leanne was puzzled how I got Shelby to light up, when I was with her. I said I don't know, and Cathy told her, I was very good with kids, because Cathy's nieces and nephews, didn't like anybody either, and I come along, and they liked me from the get go. Later, Shelby gave my face a very, very wet raspberry, to the point of smelling her saliva. I said, "Ewwwww!" "Why'd you do that!?" She said, "it was funny!" Shelby had alot more of these type of pranks. Shelby was so sad, that I had to go. I was never able to keep the promise I made to Shelby. Today, I think Shelby is 10-11 yrs old now. She might be fatter like her mother, or skinnier. I still talk to Cathy today, and she tells me, Shelby is beautiful!! Boys and men flirt with her, and she is a bad butt! She is also a tough girl. (because of her brothers) I wish I could see a photo of her today, and see how she has grown up. That would be awesome!!

Yes, this story is very true, but, I had to leave some details out of course.

Cheers!!