scenario ...

"I was at the bank with my daughter, see? And the tellers and the bank manager, and the security guards, and some of the other customers ... they started to molest her, see? It was horrible! I did what any father would do! I shot them all, see? Somehow all the security footage is missing, but that's a small thing - and sure, I saw some cash laying around, and I took it to give to my daughter as compensation for her suffering, see? But it's not enough, and that's why I'm suing the bank for fourteen quadrillion dollars!"