I like the simple answer...

1. To a primatologist, it declares that the goal is to destroy social cohesion, complete with research on stress, bullying, and resilliance - for that "child abuse" angle.

2. To a white conservative community, it calls up terror that their daughter will deflower herself with her hairbrush - which is apparently a moderately common fate - and thus be "ruined" for sale. (i dunno, I like my friends the way they are - maybe you're pawning them off on the wrong people?)

3. It picks on the black community with "I'll suck your dick if you do my braids" jokes.

That's my analysis. When people start speaking in made-up gibberish, though, you're right - something needs to be questioned.