Yeah man. You better stop slumming with those immature *ssholes who are 5 years younger than you. And you sure better not encourage those sick f*cks who are 5 years older than you and only want you for your relative youth.

In fact its just plain best to "card" potential friends to make sure that y'all were born in the same year. Scr*w mutual interests, values, outlook. If they're not born in my year who needs 'em.

I got where I am today by spending no time learning from my elders; those perverts. And I shun the young and their newfangled ways, and talking pictures and victrolas and horseless carriages.

H*ll, I'm enough of a solipsist that I avoid my own twin because he's 20 minutes younger and I don't wanna be exploiting his naivete, or encouraging his gerontophile tendencies.

Dante the Anti