- What they don't get is the childish side of the equation (the part where we connect emotionally). That's where my majority-adult-but-just-barely-adult-persona is freaking the fuck out, but her majority-kid-but-just-barely-kid persona is totally chill, like "haha, he's so mine", but knowing exactly how many cigarettes I'm smoking in a day.

- She knows approximately twice as much as she lets on. And they wonder why I roll my eyes at protectionism BS?

- There's not even anything to freak out about, you know?

- Woof woof !

- Rainbow Loom