Dear our extraterrestrial creators who may (unlike God who has zero known defining properties or known attributes) exist, and may or may not be able to hear our thoughts, grant us wishes, and bring us back to life:

Please help Baldur's friend.
Please cure him of any ailments.
Please punish those who commit evils, such as circumcision, in the name of religion, even though ya'll did for some reason allow us to corrupt scripture and put such dirty teachings in them.
May we all live forever!
[And please let certain GCers (not you, Baldur) see that it's silly to believe in God just because the God of scripture is pro-pedo and pro-contact.]
Most of all, I ask for lovers for all the unfulfilled in the afterlife (if it happens to exist)!

A(lien)men!