It's okay, I checked TMZ...

Ok, now that I got caught up at TMZ, I can tell she's an Elvis bloated gold digga and she ain't messin with no broke nigga. My apologies to Mr. Baio for even suggesting non-consentuality, and who surely got some good life guidance from the one and only Mr. Tom Bosley. It's a cowardly shame if Ron Howard hasn't offered any moral support to his character, and Joni was probably on drugs for years and Baio needs no apology for that either. My poster stays on the wall. Whew, that was close.