What ever happened to GS cuties knocking door to door using the buddy system without mom standing right there with them? I think the last time I had this pleasant visit was around 2010. Isn't it cheating to stand sedentary as people file past you? Isn't the idea to get out there and hit the pavement and do some hustling? Maybe even a little bit of flirtiness to upsell to suckers like us? I never held a grudge for such shameless manipulation of my affections. Manipulate me, goddammit! Let mom stand out at the curb if she insists on tagging along.