As I said to whomever told me this in the chat. Tom O'Carroll name was a blast from the past. I had no idea he had any sort of presence online.

Yeah, the phone thing was apparently only onc instance to my possibly lying brain. It might be that you had offered, and I was still too paranoid and declined. I remember my exact location when this occurred, which places it at a specific time as well. Is the "Danpedo" memory of you also an illusion? Hmmmm.... I think I was only suspicious someone was you and you assured me he was not the Dissy. I really need to revere my past more than I do. My entire past. I'm weird like that. I forget almost intentionally.

Also, you told me you had a condition once, and now I need to ask if you had your tonsils removed, to confirm or negate a theory I've heard.

Yours in jest, in serious exchange, in argument, agreement brotherhood and this wondrous ongoing curiosity about our love for girls,
-Eeyore