A simple text campaign...

Describe a loving relationship between a female and male, from the females perspective. Give no suggestion as to the ages of those involved.

After reeling in the reader with a mental image of a middle aged couple hopelessly in love with each other.

Then the punchline of...

"My name is (your favourite LG name here) and I am 11 years old."

Once the ruse was up though the campaign would die fast.