A simple text campaign...
Describe a loving relationship between a female and male, from the females perspective. Give no suggestion as to the ages of those involved.
After reeling in the reader with a mental image of a middle aged couple hopelessly in love with each other.
Then the punchline of...
"My name is (your favourite LG name here) and I am 11 years old."
Once the ruse was up though the campaign would die fast.