The antis are leopards, we are the zebras, but most of us were cammo patterns. We have to pretend. When some one passes the the Victoria's Secret catalog of the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue, sure I look and comment. Secretly, I wish the models were 8-10 years old. Call me the chameleon.
The guys check out the female coworkers and comment on their attributes, I wish they were 10 and given permission to date.
I live in the shadows. It's safe there.