I know you may have been getting hopeful. I'm still alive. And I still like girls.

But everyone else, seriously, I've been busy with life. You know, paying the bills, saving for taxes, that sort of thing. Not enough time to do everything, is there? But I'm fine.

I got to spend some time with cute middle school girls this weekend! No touching, but they were very sweet. Two of them spoke to each other about liking hentai! I couldn't believe it. Nor could I say anything. But they are smart little devils, they will live very fine.

May there be justice for the weak, the oppressed, and the voiceless. May the harlot and the priest have peace together. May we see the people in monsters and the monsters in our selves.