At first, I thought you might be Minstrel talking about Benson's story. He's probably dead. Rest his merry soul.
I probably wasn't around when you posted it. The news of my incarceration has been greatly exaggerated. I was honestly needing a break from the negative trolling for some years. If that time was like a 5-0 tidal wave back then, current times are like still water with no pebble ripple. I'm still adjusting to the place I left combined with the place I find today.
Post your shit if it's marginally decent. Same for anyone.