I don't think your kinks are as odd-ball as my one is.

Anyway, just be careful: people who like to suck orange painted toes still get frowned at for being kinked. The problem with "normalcy" today is, you can't really define what normal is. Someone who likes the missionary position thinks it's normal. Someone who likes to swing from chandeliers thinks it's normal. Someone who likes to paint themselves in peanut butter and roll around in doritos thinks it's normal.

And, strangely enough, it's ALL normal. But the peanut butter fan thinks the missionary position is kinky.

Go figure.