This dream woke me up. Not an important dream, but clearly influenced by Daniil Kharms, whose "stories" I read just a week ago. And easy to translate into English.
"Once upon a time there were twins, (?)ante and Svante. When (?)ante was three, she was smaller than the smallest newborn ever born in that village.
When Svante was three, he was taller than the tallest man ever in that village."
(?) = unclear
As I said, not an important dream, but at least stupid. :)