Whenever I'm feeling heartbroken, I put on their 45 and declare that I'm just burnin. doin the neutron dance. Seems to work for me, as long as I'm wearing girl panties. Not sure which thing is actually helping me.

Note to ass-burgs... just being cynical. I only sniff used panties secretly, not wear them. That would be perverted.


"I feel bad, because experience X."

"I know that feel. Allow me to offer some words from my own past heartaches and how I got myself through them."

"THAT'S NOT ME! AND THAT'S NOT ANYTHING LIKE MY GIRL EITHER! YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT WHAT I'm GOING THROUGH!"

"Er, ok then, whatever."

"Guys. I really do feel bad about experience X."

(Excerpt from GirlChat 2019, The Millennial Years)