You're quite the class act, aren't you. You're about as skilled and talented as someone on ice skates for the first time. Please don't make us draw out your deeper underlying motivations and embarrass you.

We do thrive on randomly gifted conflict. Fair warning.

In fact, your grab for the low hanging fruit tells me you must not even be real, but just somebody's fantasy foil. Foil on. We need dumb comments.