At least not here. I was trying to trigger haters and give others a laugh. I was toying with the funny idea of who a LG might fantasize about. Santa Claus, naturally! Then I took some well-intentioned girl lover and placed him into her plan. Brings the idea of choosing to be naughty or nice to a new level of suffering, for the guy character at least. Seems rather easy to relate to.

This is not the place for fiction, however. Whenever I've glanced at the ever-sensational real life retellings at BC, I've found myself wondering why it's been such a rule over here:p

But it's a good rule, and I'll refrain from literature.