But I cannot flee to you or even South Island to buy a home and become a hermit of spicy literary input. I revere this predicament and smite it at the same time, mostly due to a former blonde tigress claiming Maori heritage, but please don't hold this against my easy allegiance to the NZ that I'd be willing to swear loyalty to for possible eternity...

It's safe as long as it's the five eyes you look toward, yay? I need to find a way to be low key and legal. The Aussies prolly know all the info I need:p