Russia takes over some land in the tropics, preferably with a beach. I'll beg ol' Vladdy to let me in. I would still eat sausages and drink wodka for the sake of assimilation. I might even wear that furry hat in hot weather. Whatever it took. I just don't like bitter cold.

Then again, I never experienced an arctic winter with a warm loli snuggling me. It could potentially change my entire perspective:p