I don't think I qualify as a dirty old man, though; I took a shower about an hour ago. As for "old", what is old? To a 3 year old, a 5 year old is "old". To a teenager, a twenty year old is old. To a 40 year old, 60 is old. To me, 90 is old. So, I guess I am not old until someone says that I am. As for "man", definitely. I am male; I was born as one, and will die as one.

Kid loving? Absotively, posilutely!

Chester? No, Gimwinkle.

Molester? Never. But I have had sexual encounters with little girls who liked it. But nobody likes molesters. That's sexual encounters against someone who does not want it.

Jerk off? Sure; as often as I can.

Yes, Wink. I'm okay with that. What am I going to do about you? Give you a big, warm virtual hug and call you my friend!