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Stupid questions

Posted by Cirk on Wednesday, April 24 2019 at 08:19:51AM
In reply to Stupid sentences. 2019.04.24 posted by Hajduk on Wednesday, April 24 2019 at 04:17:26AM

"What does this button do?" The only time this is a sensible question is when you wait for an answer before hitting the button. Or not, depending on the answer.

"Have you always been left-handed?" No. I was once ambidextrous. Until one fateful day my mother handed me a crayon and a choice had to be made.

"Have you always been short?" No. I was 6'3" as a child. Lost my shins in the big one.

"How are you feeling today?" Someone slapped me on the back while playing poker and my face stuck that way.

"Hot enough for you?" No. Though I personally hope the afterlife is a bit cooler.

"Can I try your glasses on?" WHY?!?

"What day is Thanksgiving on this year?" Even if they mean date, still...

Cirk





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