what standard are you using?

i have an idea but i don't want to put words in your mouth - but even then, you'd be incorrect in your assertion about me. but go ahead and explain. maybe i am a slave. though i don't personally think so, at least not in the present.

according to the standards i'm using... my conditions of life are so much better - to the degree there's so little available for even comparison - that i would have to assume you're making some kind of joke.

~ loom