Went to the lobster shack the other day. Mother and two daughters were sharing a few items. This is a very messy thing to eat, Lobster. Crack the shells and water goes all over, and it spatters and what not.

It also included drawn butter.

Apparently that is what the older of the two girls, maybe 9, said to her mother in reference to the butter. She said exactly, and I quote: "I want it all over my face!"

As my party was the only other one in the small room at the time, the mother embarrassed laughed and smiled and immediately looked over to see the reaction on my face.

Thankfully she has no clue that I found that statement more than interesting!